the team
onward and upward
Jon Boden
Our very own Mike Brearley
Mick Robertson
Our Founder
Dicky Dicken
Leg Break wizard
Richard Spink (Spinkers)
We can rebuild him
Paul Stenner
Down by Wish Park
Nigel Green
All round hero
Ivan Mainprize
I’m trying to keep the f*****g ball off the f*****g ground
Dan Olliff
Bowling Scrooge – the Christmas party is cancelled
Simon Thompson
Pyrotechnics – light the blue touch paper and stand well back
Mel B
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want
Gary Gahan
Bowler and photographer – Who do you think you are, David Bailey?
Keith
Newest recruit, tricky bowler, sets cunning fielding traps, also owner of finest DIY shop in Hove, open all hours
Lemmy
Jezza
Petworth til I die, I’m Petworth til I die
Phil Waldo
Phil Waldman
Team physio
George Clayson
International Man of Mystery
Dave Chappel
All rounder:
Opening bat, umpire, photographer, weddings
Mat Score
Thats just one T in Mat thank you very much
Young Henners
Batting legend – the futures bright, the futures Olliff
Willinga
Willinga the slinga
Superted
Super fan, supernova, superstud
Biss
Bowlers name?
Biss, as in the fish
King Kurt
Our one and only “youf” player, excels with both ball and bat. Has already hit the Shot of the Season 2017
Bode
Information about this player has not yet been de-classified – by order of MI5
Raj
Statistically our most destructive player, with a 92% best strike rate per ball faced
Johnny Quorn
Johnny Q refuses to answer to any bacon related gags or nicknames. And is very sensitive about the said topic. Has been known to hit the occasional streaky shot.
Ben
Professional percussionist, has played at Glastonbury (and I’m not even joking)
Danny Whitfield
Played guitar with our own strum-meister Paul at the now infamous Saturday night headline slot at Suffolk. You can’t always get what you want
Richard Nutbean
You cannot be serious!!!
It was LBW, everyone saw it!!
Richard’s Flask
Ever reliable presence on the boundary.
Luca “son ‘o bode”
He likes a lager drink, he likes a cider drink, he likes drink that reminds of the good times.
Olly
Olly, Olly, Olly, oi oi oi!!
The Ginster
20% commission needs to be paid to Raj “show me the money” Rohilla before anything can be written about our newest superstar